Ten Ideas for Where to Find Future Celebrity Baby Names

Creepy Doll Head 1. Baking books. Children named after types of bread.

Pumpernickle
Rye
Keiser

2. Periodic Table. Whipper-snappers named after cool elements from the periodic table.

Californium
Tungsten
Boron

3. Martha Stewart Colours Rugrats named after domestic diva swatches.

Shoji
Beryl
Cameo

4. Oranges Ankle-biters named after varieties of oranges.

Satsuma
Mandarin
Clementine

5. Architectural Books Wee-willie-wonkas named after terms used in buildings

Transom
Ashlar
Mortise

6. Unix Reference Mini-geeks named after a programming language which will cement their position as social pariah from day one.

Echo
Chmod
Whoami

7. Printers Marks Punkin-heads named after those cryptic marks on the outer edges of print material

Star
Registration
Crop

8. IKEA CouchesTiny big-headed mammals named after cheap disposable furniture.

Ektorp
Karlanda
Nikkala

9. Obsolete Names of North American Birds Shared zygotes named after forgotten foul.

Nene
Petrel
Alala

10. Calculus Textbook Milkpires named after forgotten highschool math problems.

Cos
Jacobian
Vector

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